Originally published in GO-SET magazine, 13 November 1971, pages 5 - 6 (author unknown)
THE CAMP DANCE SURVEY
"Look at the, way
things have changed." I overheard someone saying recently.
"A few years back the
poofs were hiding away. Now they're all out on the streets!"
Not only are the poofs all
out on the streets, they've also managed to create
Camp dances in this city
are booming: in terms of week-to-week drawing power. The dances are dwarfing
the slightly weak straight-dance scene.
As well as the dances,
there also a few camp wine bars (some of them occasionally using a rock group)
packed with people, and as with the dances, not all of the people attending are
camp.
During the post 18 months
especially, the camp scene has been gathering so much steam that a lot of
square people (meaning those who don't actually get it on with partners of
their own sex) have crashed it in search of come action. In most cases, the
square people get their action, and are usually accepted by the camp folks who
make it all happen.
What motivates these square
people into the camp scene? There are as many reasons as the people involved
but there are a few basic patterns to be observed
QUEEN'S MOLLS
First and foremost are the
"Queen's Molls". And there are lots of 'em ... girls who aren't
lesbian, but really dig hanging around camp guys.
In most cases, it's the
outwardly glamorous camp lifestyle that attracts to the straight girls. They
usually try to attach themselves to the prettiest and best dressed camp guys.
The camp guys who get this sort of attention from the girls are usually between
16 and 22, although the older ones with successful and attractive careers are
also in pretty hot demand.
Also, there's another
reason why many young and good-looking chicks hang around camp guys ... they
like to be seen with immaculate boys ... and in a lot of cases, screw them too.
Unless the girl is
unfortunate enough to fall in love with the boy, it's usually a pretty
efficient arrangement, and not necessarily as tawdry as it might sound. If the
boy and girl genuinely like each other, why not? Nobody is to say that it's
right or wrong, although your own personal moral code and upbringing might
frown upon it.
However. it seems that the
only girls who can do this successfully are the ones, who don't have any false
illusions about the camp scene. In camp circles, friendships we often
superficial (ie.. occasionally more so than in straight circles) and the chicks
should be hip to what this entails.
The term "Queen's
moll" suggests a certain amount of scorn, and to a certain extent, this scorn
actually exists. The word "queen" refers to the boys of course, and
many of them don't dig those chicks at all. "They're leeches," said
one camp guy aged 21. "And they're usually pretty dumb too. A lot of them
try to crash the camp scene because they don't feel confident enough with
straight guys. They're trying to escape, and they have nothing to offer to the
camp scene".
But generally speaking a
chick can have fun at camp dances without anyone attaching importance to why
she's there. She's not likely to be ravaged by any camp chicks, and she'll
probably get to have more dances than she would in a straight dance.
Said Julie, an 18-year-old
chick who is not a lesbian: "I go to a camp dance every week - everyone
there is really nice, and you have more fun then you could anywhere else. Camp
people don't try to be cool like straight people, they go there to have fun and
do anything that looks like being a laugh."
Was she shocked by the
sight of boys dancing with boys and girls with girls? (Camp couples usually
make up about 65% of the dance-floor couples):
"Well, the first few
times I went I stared a tiny bit. I thought it looked a bit silly, but I wasn't
shocked, now I don't oven think it looks silly ... well, maybe sometimes, when
a few of the older camps try to out-do each other dancing to the groups."
Said Sandra a 17 year-old
chick who spoke to Go-Set at a camp dance: "You can always come here
without the worry that there'll be fights - I don't think there's ever been one
here. Maybe one or two love squabbles, but never a real fight like you get at
square dances. It's much gentler, but the fun is rowdier than at the other type
of dances." Of course a lot of the seemingly-straight people at camp
dances are a bit "that way inclined," although they may never
actually have a camp relationship.
It seems that square boys
occasionally make it to camp dances too, but not nearly as many as their girl
counterparts.
Most dances take very
strict security precautions to keep trouble away: the bouncers are big and
tough, because they need to be. There have been several times when some very
warped gangs have turned up to "belt up the poofters." And that's
where the only threat of violence lies - from warped straight people.
WHO DO THEY LOVE?
The man who books the
entertainment for the Aquarius Club is Peter Rix, a very sturdy looking man,
probably in his late twenties. I found him at the dance with his girlfriend,
sitting in the foyer looking slightly bored whilst the sound of the good-time
crowd gave contrast to his mood.
"Johnny Farnham played
here and was just fine" he said. "Everyone went wild - they loved
everything he did. There has only ever been one bigger act than him here, the
old Zoot. You just wouldn't believe it. The crowd was just screaming like you
couldn't imagine. The guys in the audience literally looked like they were
freaking out on the spot - they were outta their heads. The Zoot used their
guitars like phallic symbols, and they sure got the reaction here."
I spoke to a guy called
Terry about the Zoot, "Look, I saw them at Chameleon's and it was the most
exciting Australian act that I have ever seen, mostly because they got the
audience response. It was imperative to their act being a success. I saw them
at Chameleon's on the Saturday night, and on the following Monday they were
playing at Chequers, so I went down there just for interest sake. Such a
brilliant group, but the audience just sat there, dead, and Zoot looked
ridiculous going through all their antics with next to no audience response.
That's the thing: camp people really love a stage act, because it makes more of
a good time. They don't try to be supercool as much as square people do, which
I think is immature. Overseas, almost all the groups have a stage presentation,
and everyone digs for what it's worth, and by doing that, they have a better
time."
Booking agent Peter Rix
again: "We've had almost every pop act here at Aquarius. and they all love
playing to camp crowds. The only act we've ever had that bombed was Hans
Poulsen - the audience booed him off the stage."
It's true that almost
everyone in business has played and sang at camp dances: Ronnie Burns sings at
them semi-regularly in
All the camp places play
records in between the live performances and the music used usually never
varies from place to place. Janis Joplin records were very popular; in fact,
one could say with accuracy that soul music is still the big thing and everyone
responds by dancing their asses off. Progressive rock is usually appreciated,
but not when everyone's tackling a good time. Creedence Clearwater Revival,
Daddy Cool and Ike and Tina Turner are more the thing.
DOING THE ROUND OF
CAMP PLACES
THURSDAY AT IVY'S
Chez Ivy's, situated at
The decor of Ivy's is
straight out of a 1967 Mamie Van Doren movie. The place is darkly lit with
luminous walls and signs. Some tatty posters on the wall declare the message
"Gay is Good", whilst a blowup photo of Michaelangelo's Statue of
David has a similarly encouraging message placed over the crutch.
The bar is placed against
one wall and is usually stacked up three-deep with people, and the folks who've
been lucky enough to grab a table are drinking talking and laughing over the
music.
Ivy's is quite small (about
as big as two large living-rooms). and the stage is no larger than probably
eight feet by four feet. Up there, dancing away by himself to "Lola",
is a good-looking guy of about 18 wearing the tightest pair of Overalls
imaginable - definitely not Yakka He-Man pants. Someone at the bar claims that
the guy is paid to dance onstage to the records.
"Lola" stops, and
a recorded overture starts playing. It's showtime. Sitting over in one corner,
talking to some straight-looking guys, is a drag queen I assumed was part of
the show. "Do you mind if we photograph you when the show starts?"
"I'm not in the show," the drag-queen answers in a fairly deep voice.
The overture finishes and
Barbara Streisand's record of "Don't Rain on my Parade" begins
playing as a female impersonator steps from behind the curtain wearing a long
white chiffon dress. His jaw is a bit heavy so that the willowy and feminine
he's after is a bit out of focus.
"Don't tell me not to
live, just sit and putter / Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter / Don't
try to rain on my parade...." the drag-queen mimes the words badly, but
you can tell he loves the song. Drag-queens love doing those songs by female
singers. Shirley Bassey is probably number one favourite, because she's
completely dramatic and never fails to bellow where subtlety might be more
life-like.
Standing behind the bar at
Ivy's wearing a sequined gown and a bouffant hairstyle is a middle-aged woman
who is said to own the place. She looks remarkably like Ethel Merman, the old
musical-comedy singer, and every now and then she hugs one of the camp guys as
a greeting.
The show continues onstage:
A tall blonde drag-queen walks on miming "Blow Gabriel Blow" (perhaps
in tribute to the above mentioned lady, as it's an Ethel Merman record). After
that she does a strip to some corny music. Someone standing next to me points
at the stage and whispers "She's fifty years old." Well, this
drag-queen certainly isn't a little old lady - towards the end a strobe light
begins flickering, and as the music finishes, our male stripper leaves the
stage wearing nothing but a big smile.
A breath-taking act and
impossible to follow. Pretty soon it's closing time, and the crowd slowly
leaves the place.
Ivy's isn't part of the
camp dance circuit, but many of the camp-dance people go there. It's a well-run
club and apparently free of any of the fights that often hassle straight
places.
FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE AQUARIUS CLUB
As we made our way through
Kings Cross to the Aquarius Club, a prostitute explained to a co-worker that
business had been good. "I can knock off soon - seven in an hour!"
she exclaimed. A few blocks up in Darlinghurst we found the Aquarius Club, a
weekly camp dance attended by a large proportion of young people. In the foyer
stood a drag-queen who looked amazingly like the prostitutes seen down the
road.
Like most other dances
Aquarius uses a rock group each week as well as a star solo performer. Tonight
it's Judy Stone (Bandstand's little blast from the past lady), but usually the
acts are a bit more up-to-date.
After she finishes most of
the four-hundred strong crowd get up and dance to Tapestry, a Sydney band who
love doing camp gigs. 'We'd rather play here then anywhere else", says
manager Phil Johnson. "The crowd's really happy and show their appreciation."
Aquarius is much more
indicative of the young camp scene. Most of the kids look and dress the same as
those at any everyday disco, and there's a sense of competition amongst the
people on the dance floor suggestive of the way people went wild at dances back
in the Beatle era.
Which brings us to a
much-stated, but still important point: if you think every camp guy is a
lisping swish then you're wrong. One typical guy on the dance-floor looked
remarkably , like Graham Nash (of Crosby, Stills etc.) He moved around the
dance-floor with a casual arm draped over a girl, sometimes another boy. There
were a few fashionably bearded and moustached faces. The style of clothing was
pretty hip.
The drag-queen who comperes
the dance got up and announced someone's birthday, a common practise at camp
dances. They like to give the regulars a "club" feeling. In fact
Aquarius is actually run by a committee, and one of them called Bill explained
to Go-Set that Aquarius has been running for about twenty months.
Bill didn't look at all
camp; in all probability, he isn't. "In all the time we have been
operating we haven't had one fight" he said.
Another man involved on the
inside operation explained that running a camp dance isn't all that easy.
"The hall is normally rented out at $80 a night," he claimed.
"But because it's a camp dance, they demand $270."
The camp girls at Aquarius
didn't seem to have any of the Camp followers that the boys got - probably
because lesbians usually aren't glamorous.
Booking Agent Peter Rix isn't
camp, but says he quite enjoys coming to Aquarius once a month with his
girlfriend. "I couldn't stand it every week, but every now and then it's
fun. Once you get used to the fact that the couple dancing next to you are both
boys, you can relax and enjoy it. Nobody bothers you, and everyone's there to
have fun."
SATURDAY NIGHT AT PETERSHAM
Australia's most famous
camp dance is situated in the Sydney suburb of Petersham. The people who go
there still refer to it as Chameleon's, although the management has been
changed and the dance is now officially called the Mydas Club. Every week the
dance attracts from four to five hundred people, sometimes more. The crowd
seems very much younger than that at Aquarius, and almost every Sydney group
and solo artist has played there at one time or another.
Anyone who doubts that the
camp rock scene is big should take a trip to the dance at the Sydney suburb of
Petersham - it's a large dance-hall packed each week with between four and six
hundred people, sometimes more. The stage is quite large and the entertainment
varies. The Sydney group Hot Rocket make regular appearances, and sometimes
there's a drag act.
On a recent night a drag
queen took to the stage and gave a very dramatic speech before her mime number.
"I won't be seeing you all for about five weeks" she said, as an
introduction to "Leaving on a Jet Plane". The inference of an
overseas trip was soon dispelled when somebody in the audience yelled out:
"And we know why - you've got the night shift at the PMG."
The drag queen apparently
works as a telephonist, but you would never have guessed it when she launched
into Liza Minelli's version of "Leaving on A Jet Plane".
Chameleon's was probably
the Zoot's biggest triumph: for several months after their first appearance,
the Chameleon's stage was hung with a huge blowup of the famous nude Zoot
rear-view that appeared in Go-Set about a year back.
[NB.. that picture was a
promo for the Zoot's single "Hey Pinkie", in Go-Set, p. 5, 4/7/1970]
The solo act on the night
of our visit was a guy who announced himself as Spotty Muldoon. In actual fact,
Spotty Muldoon is Kenny Dugan, a former singer with the old Levi Smith's Clefs
(now called McAskill's Marauders). Since leaving the Clefs, Kenny has worked as
a club singer doing straight songs such as Maria. However, the Petersham dance
promoters had thought he was a rock and roll singer, so that was what Spotty
became when he took to the stage.
Towards the end of Saturday
night, the lead singer got up to throw himself around the stage as a record of
the Mickey Mouse song was played. On the dancefloor, the audience formed a sort
of Daddy Cool conga-line, during which everyone swaps partners. Once again, the
result is the old-time young fun seldom encountered at non-camp dances.
MIDNIGHT AT CAPRICCIO'S
As with Ivy's, Capriccio's
is a tightly-run club frequented by camp people. One floor of it is a huge bar
complete with a piano, where drinks are sold at extremely high prices. Upstairs
is a show room, where the female impersonators re-enact their favourite movie
musicals in a twice nightly drag revue.
The main asset of the show
is the costuming - all the clothes have been perfectly copied from the actual
movies. Unfortunately the performance didn't equal the clothes in a long Judy
Garland sequence, but a Shirley Temple one was very funny.